Nancy Springer
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Tips For fun and "safe" (hardy har har) Halloween
Remember... 1.- When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2.- Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even just for kicks. 3.- Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. 4.- If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the... (posted by Nancy 5 years 228 days ago.)
Remember... 1.- When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2.- Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even just for kicks. 3.- Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. 4.- If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the... (posted by Nancy 5 years 228 days ago.)
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